Conversations with Mom

Dino, this one is for you.  *S*



''Mom, dosset's being unfair!''



''What did he do, Sweetheart?''



''He asked me what I think about a political issue.''



''What's unfair about that, Honey?''



''He's making me THINK about what I think. And if I TELL him what I think, he's going to ask me WHY!''



''What's unfair about that Dear?''



''I don't know; it' s just NOT FAIR to make me think!''



''Well, Honey. If you don't THINK, people will conclude you are a moron. And if you don't answer questions like that, people will conclude you are a chickenshit. I'd say you really should give it some thought and then answer the question, Pumpkin."

Dosset Is a Meanie

''Mom, dosset's picking on me!''

''What'd he do to you, Honey?''

''Nothing, Mom. But he's talking about something I said.''

''Did you tell another WHOPPER, Honey?''

''Sure Mom, and that meanie Dosset won't let me get away with it.''

''Well, try NOT LYING, you DUMB-ASS!''