Dosset Is a Meanie

''Mom, dosset's picking on me!''

''What'd he do to you, Honey?''

''Nothing, Mom. But he's talking about something I said.''

''Did you tell another WHOPPER, Honey?''

''Sure Mom, and that meanie Dosset won't let me get away with it.''

''Well, try NOT LYING, you DUMB-ASS!''