Friday, January 2, 2004

parpus



He once offered
to suck a senator's dick
if the price was right.


Does this look like the writing of a mature and intelligent adult?

PRAPIUS Liberals are 100% idiots . . . . Line #9104 . . . . Tue, May 2, 4:13PM PST archaeopat.....what would make me smart?....sucking on Clintons short little pecker.

A strange case indeed, Prapius charms the room with his inimitable low-class wit, a constant barrage of references to body parts - - especially men's rear ends, and with an intellect that rivals that of a dung beetle.

Claiming semi-retirement and astronomical wealth, most believe Prapius actually lives in the basement of his mother's home. Prapius once bragged of a keen ability in math; thinking this was amusing, the author challenged Prapius to a simple math quiz taken from a freshman text book. Prapius flunked.

Pitied by many and ignored by most, Prapius's claim to fame derives from never having in his life ever uttered a word that could even be remotely construed as an intelligible argument.
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