Thursday, January 1, 2004

Palerider




Palerider Blows Hard; Makes Himself Dizzy






Looking for a good laugh? Look no further. Palerider keeps the room in stitches with his chronic wordiness made even more confusing by his total disregard for common rules of punctuation.



Employing tortured grammar, sloppy reading skills, and phony indignation, Pale pontificates and holds forth in a comical style rarely making sense, and almost invariably racheting into high level hysterics, complete with silly name-calling and delusions of weird grandeur.



Pale is famous for blaming Reagan/Bush defense cuts on Governor Clinton; for making up weird statements never uttered by Judge Wright in Arkansas; for falsely claiming that Clinton "embraced" Larry Flynt; and for getting completely tangled up in his confabulated telling of what Newt "REALLY" said about letting Medicare wither on the vine.



Of course, he's easy pickings; it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Check this out this exchange:


First I laid the trap.:



6008 PM: Doss -- Fri, Jun 16 1:00pm pst

Pale: So what do you call someone who says the president should lay out a timetable for our troops withdrawal?



He walked right in.



6020 PM: Palerider -- Fri, Jun 16 1:02pm pst

Palerider

. . . one wouuld be surrender monkey . . .




From the 2000 election campaign:

“I think it’s also important for the president to lay out a timetable as to how long they will be involved and when they will be withdrawn.” - - George W. Bush

 https://www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-uygur/republicans-vote-to-cut-o_b_72853.html


There you have it. Pale thinks Bush is a "surrender monkey."







4491 PM: Palerider [Quote] -- 1:22pm -- Tue, Jun 29, 10 pst

PaleRider

dosset..even with 'Daddy Bush'...you didnt shit can him...his party did...



Wrong, Pale. Your party nominated him. WE shit-canned him.

Republican Party nomination

Despite an early challenge by conservative journalist Pat Buchanan, President George H. W. Bush and Vice President Dan Quayle easily won renomination by the Republican Party.






4453 PM: Palerider [Quote] -- 1:17pm -- Tue, Jun 29, 10 pst

PaleRider

this from the dolt that thinks he shit-canned Bush











4284 PM: Palerider [Quote] -- 12:55pm -- Tue, Jun 29, 10 pst

PaleRider

hmmm...our weathermen/forecasters in Oregon work for private enterprise broadcasters













A fan of pictures of shiny and powerful weaponry, some wonder if Pale suffers from extreme self-esteem problems or gross insecurities about his own sexuality. Whatever problems underlying Pale's wired to the max posting style, he's beloved for reminding us that more is not necessarily better when it comes to stringing together nonsensical sentence fragments.


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