It's like a football game --- Hillary comes in at quarterback, and the ref's blow the whistle and call for the 15-yard first down chains to replace the ten-yard chains.
"What?" Some ask. "Fifteen yard chains? What the hell?"
''When Hillary is quarterback, it takes 15 yards to get a first down. When her opponents have the ball, we'll bring back the 10-yard chains," the referee explains.
CaG thinks, ''Well, hell THAT's FAIR!''
