Tuesday, March 3, 2015

The Deal Sucks; but I Don't Know What Sucks About It

Right winger: ''By God, this is a RAW DEAL!''

Progressive: ''What's raw about it?''

Rightwinger: ''It sucks!''

Progressive: ''What sucks about it?''

Rightwinger: ''Everything!''

Progressive: So what specifically does the proposal cover?''

Right wigner: '' Hell if I know!''

Progressive: ''But you know it sucks?''

Right wigner: ''Hell yeah! It sucks.''

Progressive: ''Even the first article of the agreement?''

Right winger: ''Yeah, it sucks for sure.''

Progressive: ''What issue does it cover?''

''Right winger: ''I don't know. -- But it SUCKS!'