Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Parpus and the Potato





Story I heard about parpus. He was having trouble getting a date so he went to Dino and Toy for advice.





''Put a potato down your pants,'' they said. ''The guys will LOVE that.''




Next day parpus showed up broken hearted, whining, ''It didn't work.''





Toy and Dino cry, ''You DUMBASS! You're supposed to put the potato down the FRONT of your pants!''



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Story I heard about Dino. He was having trouble getting a date so he went to parpus and Toy for advice.

''Put a potato down your pants,'' they said. ''The guys will LOVE that.''

Next day dino showed up broken hearted, whining, ''It didn't work.''

Toy and parpus cry, ''You DUMBASS! You're supposed to put the potato down the FRONT of your pants!''